The One and Only Tak Malu
Walau... I can't believe it! How can someone be so Tak Malu! Nobody wanna ask you to join in the lunch, but when u keep on staring at some leftovers, Shabbir have no choice but to tell you it's leftovers from him, he couldn't finish the Giant pack of rice. Without hestitation, you sit down and start to vaccum the half pack of rice.. Yes, you are just like a Big Fat Vaccum cleaner, you cleans up everything on the table uninvited.
This is not the only incident. That day when Chan and Khalil plus Mr Vaccum went for lunch. After makan, Mr Vaccum went to get some cut fruit for himself, YES a Packet for himself. Then this chan, he went to get some fruit cut and serve in a plate, to share with khalil, AGAIN Mr vaccum quickly put aside his packet of fuit, took the tootpick and help himself with the plate of fruit! YUCKS!! tak malu rite.. so khalil ask " Hello.. you got your own pack, why eat others?" Vaccum say" Aiyo, this one can keep and eat later"! OMIG!
The best part was when the guys brought some food for x'mas and becos some need to work and hence they split into 2 shift for their dinner. During the 1st group eating, Mr vaccum was there, with his "eagle" eyes staring at the guys, they have to invite him, of course he won't say no. So he join the first group, then when the 2nd group came back from work and chan shouted " Those 1st group who finished eating pls F**K off" he is the only sitting and again with his "Eagle" eye staring, he was again been invited and as usual, he will make himself at home.
He is really a bug, a big fat lazy bum. Whenever he needs help, he will come to you, but if u need something from him, be prepared, he will never lift his fat butt up to help you. When everyone was busy transferring the bottles of water, he never offer to help, and worst, guess we shld let him die of thirst, don't refill the dispenser, becos he will never bother to do so, he will just sit down and wait for someone to do on his behalf.
I'll try to get a pic of him and pin in up! Vacuum cleaner for sale!!!
Labels: Albert the Vaccum Cleaner





