Jokers lah..

hahahaha.. can you imagine, middle of the nite and you are having your sweet dream, you get a phone call from the office.. OK.. cos we are 24hour ops.. no choice..

so scary rite.. the phone rings at 4am.. yucks! i hate the idea.. and it's worst if the caller is just some joker.. called, but just simply don't get to the point what he want.. hahaha.. the victim - Manager, the joker - who else but Jack!

I tink he have some "timing" disorder.. 4am.. leh.. if it's concerning life and death.. ok.. forgivable, else.. i'll chop in into pieces.. weirdo...

Practice Non Violence!

Yes, I think I'm practicing and am doing fine. Why? Cos I know myself very well, how much patience in me and how is my level of tolerance. Surprising, I managed to keep my cool for the 2 past incident.
One new colleague of mine, Jack the Joker, I think God must have heard my prayers and sent him down to test my Patience and tolerance skill. Not once but twice did he behave like a MCP to me. Maybe he looked down on Girls, or maybe that's him.. Hey.. That Macho man too, sometime when he speak to others he too, can't talk properly, too blunt, but at least till date he have not behave the way like what Jack have done.

1st Incident – 12th March 2007, time – Can’t recall. Venue – Line Office. People involved – Jack, Mr X and Myself.
I was standing at the copier, doing my photocopying, Jack was standing behind me, talking to Mr X. As he have finished his conversation and decided to put his Ass on his chair, he pull up the chair and say to me " Siam Hor" Oops…. Forgive me… I know I’m fat and I’m sorry if I’ve obstruct the passage way. Surprisingly, I wasn't angry at all, Yes! I swear.. I just feel the urge to laugh! Yes, Laugh… hahaha.. NOBODY in my office have said something to me Before, Not at all. I think normally people will say "Excuse Me" or "Erica.. excuse hor" Yet.. He is so unique.. So Macho… hahahha.. Got character!

2nd incident – 16th Mar 2007, time around 2pm, Venue – Line Office, People involved – Jack the Joker, Teacher Tan & Myself.
Jack was trying to do a claim for his receipt under the supervision and assistance of Tan. Upon completion, he ask Tan who should he give the receipt to ( I remain silence as I know how efficient Tan was), Tan said " Give it to Erica" Guess what.. he "Fly" the paper to me saying " Nah, give you" Again… he didn’t even bother to call my names, the very least he can do is " Erica, for you." Sigh.. what's wrong with me.. I am NOT angry again.. I'm Shocked, so was Tan, we just look at one another and smile like idiots.

My colleague was wondering what's worng with me. Guess I’ve never been a girl with patience yet this time round seems like I have exuberant temper. Twice, let see if he will irritate me again, I can't guarantee I'll be angel, we shall see…

The clown who failed to make me happy.

There are lots of clowns around me! Hang on ! i'm not working in Cirque du Soleil else i'll be happier, cos Clowns are supposed to make people happy!

Some clowns can be irritating, the things they do, the things they say and the language they used. When we were young, we hates it when our granny constantly nag at us like a machine gun, i tot i don't have to face this when i've grown up. Yet, No More Granny, No more Mummy but colleagues around me.

I know you need to "Vent" it out, but if you over do it, then it's very irritating and it makes me wonder " The problem lies with you? Or your fellow worker"? do you think your boss really mean it when he was telling you things about your fellow mates, Nope, Don't be naive and think that your boss is Not Happy with the rest, don't tink that your boss is relating message like, "Hmm.. you are still the best", always bear in mind that "BOSSES DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE" they know what to do, if they need you to teach them, then you will be the one who issue the pay check!

Don't you find it irritating whenever you come in you have to "Bad Mouth" your fellow mate, you have to so-call clean the Sh*t left by them! Hello, you Very sure, you don't shit? Then i'm so worry for you, you need to see a doctor, you are suffering from Constipation! Xian lor.. that's not what i wanna hear. Course the bottom line.. NON OF MY BIZ..

Not only Moneys make wonders.. Power drives one crazy too.. I can see the "Shiokness" on your face when someone mentioned that you are the most Senior here.. Really, don't try to hide, I just know it..

Copi-O = Sleepless nite

Guess coffee keeps me awake nowaday. I used to have Copi-O with biscuit for supper ( if needed) and i have no problem going to bed, but lately, a few occasion I've tried, NO NO.. the coffee keeps me awake the whole nite. I know i shouldn't have tried on a weekday when i need to wake up at 6am, but since i didn't eat much for dinner, i felt hungry around 9+ and tot i shld eat something lite, i make myself half cup of nescafe and took 4 butter cracker. All was well until bed-time at 11pm. I was tossing and turning every hour.. Yes, my eyes was wide open at 3am.. oh dear.. sucks! I need to sleep, i have to sleep or else how am i going to wake up at 6.. sucks.. and the next time i open my eyes was at 5am.. Sucks! I was so frustrated and the feelings gets worst when the man beside me was snoring so loudly ( He only snores whenever his batteries wears out, whenever he comes back from fishing). sigh... i just have to close my eyes and tell myself to relax, one more hour to go!

I woke up at 6, had my breakfast at 6.45 and reach my office at 7.30am. For Godness sake, i'm feeling to sleepy now. I wanna take a nap, but i know the moment i start to lie down, the dynamic duos will come into the office. I think i'll go to bed at 9pm this evening. I have to.. to make up for the losses.

I think i'm getting old and my metabolism had slow down. I tink i better stop drinking copi-O at nite, not even coffee. All have changed as time goes by.. even taste bud too.

That's Life

Today a drop of semen, Tomorrow, a handful of Ashes
< Marcus Aurelius>

I like this quote the moment i read if from a book.. Short and Sharp!

INCEST = FORBIDDENED LOVE

They were given up for adoption in different states of the country when they were born.
Not knowing that they have siblings in the other part of the world.

The two met and fell in love, the shocking truth came to light only when they wanted to get married. It's sad…

when you are in love, you are in love. It’s not easy to step the brake.

Should they ends their relationship? Or should they continue? What will the world became. Your sibling is your spouse! Your spouse is your sibling

It’s no faults of theirs, it’s all fated. Nobody except the 2 of them know how painful it can be. Sad….
Forbidden Love.

All of a sudden, the story reminds me of those man around me.. Those Flirts...

A piece of advice for those man who hanky panky out there… It’s already very wrong of you to lied and betray your wife. It will be disastrous if you have kids with other woman behind her back. You NEVER know when the children will grow, meet, fall in love and etc…. It’s a great price to pay for the moment of folly.