Man Bashing

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

A: Because they are.........

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Because even then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....

Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: I can do better than this! And then HE created woman!!!!