Sickening Parrot

It's been a while since i almost lose my cool and having the urge to strangle someone! Nope, to be precise, i don't wanna dirty my hand, luckily it's the company HP, else i would have throw it right on his face! There is this stupid, irritating and sickening fellow who behave like a parrot, repeating whatever i said since morning. Pervert! If i know he is joing us for breakfast, i would rather pack and come back to the office. While queueing for the prata, we make our order, he said" aiyo, prata fattening" I gave him a hard stare and said " MYOB"! Then the sitting arrangement since there were 6 of us. I choose to sit away from him and he said " wow, you want to have private time with the Kenyan" ( sucks.. kay poh).
Then after lunch when i was returning $ to the controller ( sigh.. my boss got subra to buy marker, 5 bucks, but I have to pay? as if i got petty cash.. what to do, he ask me to pay and claim... for no reason.. I "over spent" $5) that stupid parrot repeat the whole sentence which i was talking to the controller lah.. don't you guys think he is SICKED! I shouted at him asking him to SHUT UP, but his skin is so THICK, even a M16 can't get thru him! And he go wacking and wacking.. KNS. When the bosses around, he hide away and dare not even open his mouth lah.. Really irritating! He is no other than.. VIAS!